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The front features a cheeky cartoon goose holding a cup and a bold, playful slogan about arguing and making someone mad — a little attitude wrapped in soft, broken-in color and lived-in texture. It sits comfortably across the shoulders and falls with an easy, relaxed silhouette, so it layers under jackets or stands alone as a statement piece. Wear it when you want to keep things light, spark a laugh, or nudge friends with gentle sarcasm at casual gatherings.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk, long-lasting\u003cbr\u003e- Garment-dyed for a worn-in color and supple hand-feel\u003cbr\u003e- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for durability and comfort\u003cbr\u003e- Tubular knit (no side seams) with double-needle stitching for strength\u003cbr\u003e- Available S–4XL, sewn-in label, and offered in many color options\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Do not bleach\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: Offscript Apparel Co\/Eugene Swanson, genos4566@gmail.com, 4416 E Friess Dr, Phoenix, AZ, 85032, 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